a collection of writings, fictions, lies, half-truths, and distorted thoughts by Lou Savage
A Notable Death - a story
The Life of Harry Donaldson
...I am... or rather, was Harry Donaldson. I am the man who gave his life for you when he destroyed the internet. I tell this story of my own death, knowing that I will certainly be lauded as one of civilization’s greatest heroes, the savior of humankind. And alas, since no one seemed terribly interested in tooting my horn while I was alive, it seems only apropos that I should toot it now on my own behalf. read or listen ARTICLESHigh Tech Glove Ensures Hardy HandshakesIt’s happened to everyone at one time or another: You meet someone new, dutifully stick our your hand for a quick greeting, and get handed a warm fish-hand clasp in return.
Manually challenged business men, with their meek, limp, fishy handshakes, now have a means of ensuring that they shake like a “real” man while dealing with their western counterparts. read 5 Ways Not to Be Possessed by the Devil
These days it's easy as pie to get yourself in a jam with the Bad Guy. These 5 easy-to-follow pointers will keep the heat off. Haven’t you wondered why you’re obligated to spend valuable life minutes (not unlike cellphone minutes) battling the Devil when you could be out doing anything else? (It seems that there should be an app for that.) read Visionary Advocates Paperless Bathrooms
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